Omid Djalili – just not funny!

Omid DjaliliWe had our company awards bash last night and the compere was none other than Omid Djalili – a man who I generally find very funny.

Sadly, last night he fell flatter than an apartment block in South London and just wasn’t funny.

Awards gigs are a tough job. Sure the comic can go on and do some of their normal routine, but the audience also hopes that the funnyman will make some hilarious references to your job and where you work.

For some unknown reason, Mr Djalili didn’t make any effort to do that at all.

In fact, he seemed even more desperate than normal to play his ‘race’ card. All his jokes were about what it’s like to be an Iranian… jokes that I’ve heard him tell on numerous other occasions, when he’s appeared on TV or radio.

Sure, as journalists we’re probably slightly more cynical than many audiences, but fundamentally we just want to laugh and we’d had enough wine to get us in the mood for a good giggle.

And I’ve seen enough other comedians bring the house down at events such as last night, so it’s not an impossible job.

I can’t believe that this is Omid Djalili’s first big corporate gig, so let’s just say many of us were slightly disappointed!

TV Burp – TV joy!

Harry HillHarry Hill’s TV Burp is easily the funniest thing on TV at the moment.

It’s both clever and also accessible on many different levels. I can imagine kids laughing at much of it, while the self-referential gags (a trademark of Harry Hill, anyway) elevate it to a different plane.

The true measure of the show can be seen by the fact that he regularly gets other TV celebs to appear on the show, usually sending themselves up – no mean feat, let’s face it.

I know Saturday night is primetime scheduling, but I can’t help feel it doesn’t get the appreciative audience there that it truly deserves.

Forget your Mitchell & Webb’s or Mighty Boosh’s of the programming landcsape, TV Burp is an unconfined joy from start to finish. If you haven’t watched it yet, set your Sky+ or make a date for Saturday evenings.

Check out this YouTube clip for a taster

What the government really gets up to

CocaineThe front page of the freesheet Metro this morning loudly proclaimed that it costs the more to have a pint of beer, as it does to purchase a line of coke. Apparently, ‘in London the average price of a pint – at £4.06 – is dearer than a hit of heroin.’

Now the thing I found mildly amusing about this story was the presence of 5 words at the end of the first paragraph of this story, namely “according to offical government figures”.

This basically implies that somewhere in Whitehall, there is a department that keeps tabs on the cost of drugs.

You can just picture the scenario, can’t you?

“Fancy coming for a lunchtime pint, Pete?”

“Sorry, mate, I can’t. I’ve got to pop out and find out how much it costs to get an eighth of coke and some heroin for a report. If I don’t get it in by the end of the day, my boss is going to kill me!”

And there was me thinking that they spent all day writing boring memos and faffing about on Excel spreadsheets!